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Whiskey Sour

Music & Lyrics by Gerry Dekoto


Whiskey Sour



You're crawling down the hall
And they think you've had a ball
But you just want to take a piss
And then they yell last call
But you haven't had it all
Christ ya can't go home like this

Oh please bartender
Can I have another whiskey sour
Cause the girls look so good
At the closing hour
Please bartender
Just one more whiskey sour

Lights out in the bar
And you walk her to her car
Oh you're thinking of an all-night joint
Well it's two in the morning
And ya can hear the snoring
Ain't it time that you made your point

Oh please batender . . .

So you get to the Denny's, or the Bickfords,
Or perhaps even, The International House of Pancakes

Well now the waitress in the yellow
Use to be a fellow
Working the all-night shift
Well she tells you the specials
But he thinks you're the devil
For thinking thoughts like this

Oh please bartender . . .

Well now it's time to make your move
And you hope that it's smooth
But she just smiles and says "Get lost creep!"
Well you know you're not alone
And you might as well go home
You're just not flavor of the weak

Oh please bartender . . .


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