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There are three main product categories available. Each involves that you send in via e-mail or postal, a picture of the intended “Star,” in as many different poses and situations as possible. This is especially important on options 2 and 3.

The first option is the easiest and least expensive and/or time consuming. It simply involves your choosing an existing title which we will adjust dates and time relevancy issues and, swap in a picture that you submit. We call that the Existing cover.

The second involves having us create an original piece of art (cover) with your input to guide its direction and tone. We call that the Original cover.

The third option is a combination of each where you are welcome to pick and choose from pre-existing titles and sidebar blurbs to go along with a photo, and/or combining these with some of your own. It's what we call the Hybrid Category.

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Existing Cover via E-Mail $29.99

Existing Cover Shipped $34.49

Original via E-Mail $89.99

Original
Shipped $94.49

Hybrid via
E-Mail $59.99

Hybrid
Shipped $64.49

This disclaimer covers all possible issues and situations and limits our liability to, basically, nothing. Any resemblance to characters, real or invented are absolutely coincidental and that all content is pure parody. If you don't think it's funny, then why are you still here reading this drivel? In any case, we don't believe that we can please everyone, and if you're one of them, please, DO NOT write to us, say bad things about us or tell our mommies what we're doing. Just send us your picture and $89.99 and we'll make you the star of your own magazine. Honest. We swear. The dog ate our homework. The check is in the mail. I won't . . . " You get the idea. Also, please tell all your friends. You know the ones. The ones that will tell all their friends and so on and so on. Thank you for reading. Enjoy the web site.

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